shramping

When you are on the first day of your menstrual cycle, and you are cramping so bad you do not know if you have to shit or just take a midol.

I am shramping someting feirce today.

by Natalie Wilhelm April 30, 2009

scamming the squirrel

Scamming the squirrel is slang for trying to coerse the opposite sex's sexual reproductive organs to have sexual intercourse with your sexual reproductive organs.

Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.

Dialogue between 2 friends:

Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"

Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"

by Cut Master November 7, 2007

Skramming

The act of fortifying your inner wolf by tasting the guac that your father made last Christmas.

"Sorry dude, I've been busy skramming all day, gotta be ready for next week"

by johnny flap. April 21, 2012

Schimming

Losing a game, argument, etc. yet coming out the victor because you're Native and you got it like that.

See: Schimmel photography after a loss, Schimmel Sisters popularity after a loss

They lost, but look at 'em still Schimming around.

All that publicity after they choked? Schimming!

by The Candlestick Maker March 13, 2014

scamming ham

Younger men having sex with older women for money.

I just seen Derek got a corvette. He don't have a job so he must be scamming ham again.

by Rutroshaggy December 1, 2015

scamming ad

a scamming ad is an ad that looks like a real and legit thing that offers you the best deal but instead it is just a clickbait to try and get your credit card details.

human 1: look at this ad! it says i can get a free packet of pokemon cards!!
human 2: Cool! click it!
human 1: aw it wants my credit card details
human 2: well its a scamming ad

by xtrakrispypie July 31, 2017

Skim Scamming

The act of looking busy while actually not doing any work, goofing off at work.

Lenny was skim scamming all night after he was assigned his work order, and only started working when he saw his supervisor coming to check on him.

by Tito Titi June 30, 2020