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schlang

German slang for penis. Colloquially, adj for male exhibiting characteristics of erectile tissue.
Sorority girls go for the rich schlang every time.
by Word Jockey May 23, 2006
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Schlange

A penis, usually a very skinny one
Jordan has such a skinny schlange.
by eskettitt September 27, 2017
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schwanger

A female that has many sexual encounters with more than one male. A synonym for slut !
A schwanger is a female hooking up with randoms randomly.
by Romeo12345 January 29, 2009
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Schplang

You should've seen the Schplang Carpisan left.
by Hadjisan September 4, 2006
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Schpeng

To consume an alcoholic beverage swiftly, in one sitting.
Gary schpenged his drink with geeza like haste.

The three of them crept like mice downstairs to schpeng a schpengahli.

Geeza 1: 'Schpeng?'

Geeza 2: short pause for thought

Geeza 1&2: Nodding with agreed satisfaction Schpeng :)
by Kipniko July 26, 2015
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Schwang Tang Bang

The ancient art of the aggressive destruction of a vagina by a penis leading to its collapse. Through rigorous training one may perfect it and evolve into the "final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang" - this can lead to the collapse of all vaginas across the universe.
Guy 1: Yo bro how's your girl doing?
Guy 2: I gave her the schwang tang bang last night
Guy 1: shit that must have been tough for her
Guy 2: Nah she's lucky I didn't unleash the final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang.
by Schwang Tang Bang Lord May 11, 2016
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schwanger

schwanger/schwanking can refer to a person or an act. If schwanger is used in reference to a person, it is an; filthy, dirty, trashy individual. One must avoid engaging in any activities with this repulsive individual by all means.
Schwanging is most of the time something vulgar of nature. Most offen masturbation.
1) That guy looks like he just came out of a dumpster, he is most definitely a schwanger.

2) Where is Peter? Is he schwanking again?
by mandem123 October 4, 2016
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