Presley Schoonderweord

This bitch is pretty hot. Presley might not have long hair but she has a “donk”. You might find a Presley at in n out or playing guitar. She’s beautiful and very short. Like short short. You know what’s not short her last name that shit is long as fuck.

“bro who’s that hot girl” “omg that’s Presley Schoonderweord“

by hoswhey January 8, 2023

schoonsyndroom

vriendelijke variant van smetvrees
als je het schoon syndroom hebt wil je alles schoonmaken

Sommige mensen hebben last van het schoonsyndroom, ze poetsen tot ze er bij neer vallen.

by ngh November 3, 2014

schooner

a type of boat that was named so because sailors drink more than any-fucking-body....espcially the maritime lager schooner

any tall ship.
"i went out on my schooner last weekend do drink some schooner."

by schooner love June 18, 2008

schoon

to fuck something up
to cry while masterbating

man, he really schooned that interveiw

i heard him schooning in the bathroom

by ballsackfacemonkey October 10, 2008

schooner

motorboating ass cheeks

I'm gonna schooner that stripper for a dollar

by cochise August 16, 2012

Corn Schooner

another term for a turd, espicially one that is laden with corn

Did you see the size of the corn schooners I just left in the bowl?

by dick hertz from holden February 14, 2006

schoolyard

1. A psychological condition characterized by a vigilant, sanctimonious, and solicitous predilection.
2. Rigorous in religious observance; marked by stern morality.

She's a schoolyard mother!

by Simon March 16, 2004