Schoolbus

Street name for the yellow, 2 mg version of the benzodiazepine, Alprazolam (Xanax). This drug typically gives the sensation of being extremely relaxed, mildly groggy, and very chilled out. 2 mg is typically a very high recreational dose, so these pills are, at times, split in half. Tolerance to this drug can garner very quickly, making Alprazolam and other benzodiazepines addicting. Mixing this drug with alcohol can lead to death.

“Why did Jeremy looked so droopy during the math test?”
“Ah, well he popped a Schoolbus prior to the test...”

by Yalikelaz March 31, 2019

schooliosis

A contagious disease, characterized by boredom and swelling of the homework glands. Normally suffered by people with lives.

Ted: Man, that geography test was killer.
Andrew: Yeah, tell me about it. My schooliosis was acting up too. That's whack.

by Aaron-o May 28, 2006

schoolies

Young girls of high school age that dress in skimpy clothing.

Tyler almost crashes his car driving by highschools staring at all the schoolies.

by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

schoolies

a girl in her first year at university she just broke up with her boyfriend and is looking to party

look at those schoolies

by d2kfosho January 17, 2009

Schoolies Gym

the act of going to the gym for the term or semester before schoolies in australia, so you can get ripped and get tang for the week

Person 1: Are you a gym king mate?
Person 2: Nah mate, I'm doing schoolies gym, so i can get poon at the beach

by sharmith March 15, 2011

schooliosis

A medical condition in which your neck becomes inflammed as a result of too much studying (i.e. starring at text books and computer screens). The only known cure is excessive amounts of alcohol.

Tim- "I'm so glad I don't have to study for that o-chem test anymore. My neck is so sore from starring at my notes."

Bill-"Someone get this man a beer STAT! I think he's suffering from schooliosis."

by johnathon TTT June 29, 2010

schooliosis

when you have so much work in school that your backpack becomes very heavy and you walk with a hunchback even after you take it off.

junior #1: aw, man! we have to read all of war and peace by tomorrow?
junior #2: dude that book is huge, its going to totally give me schooliosis

by lenalenalena November 19, 2007