Schnuffing

A combination of kissing, nuzzling and sniffing all at the same time.
Usually done to cute fluffy animals.

Derived from the German word "schnuffi" which translates as "fluffy"

I really want to schnuff that panda's fluffy tummy.
That kitty is so schnuffy, look at his adorable face.
Every day I give my fat bunny a good schnuffing.

by Hannarr January 4, 2011

schnaff

1. An extremely lame, annoying and generally arse munching individual.
2. Someone who displays the attributes of a mildly retarded monkey trainer.

That arse muncher who just wrote me a parking ticket is such a schnaff!
You should have seen the schnaff who just tripped in the gutter while scretching his balls and smacked his head on a pole outside my work!

by Alex Brennan December 11, 2008

Schtüffelhoffen

To be full from eating, to the point of discomfort.

Waiter: "Sir, would you like to see the dessert menu?"
Patron: "Oh no, I absolutely couldn't! Je suis schtüffelhoffen!!! SCHÜFFELHOFFEN!!!!"
Waiter: "I beg your pardon?"

by Ehrlich Krüger March 25, 2017

Schnünf

The paper part which must first be removed from a cigarette package before seeing the cigarettes

A: Dude there is only paper in my cig pack ?
B: Dude you only have to remove the Schnünf.

by Schnünpf April 10, 2020

schnuffle bunnie

what two lovers say at the end of a phone call.

i wuv you schnuffle bunnie

by SCHNUFFLEBUNNIE-x October 30, 2009

schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today. What a schluffer.

by Mike Early July 25, 2008

schmuffin

A Schmuffin is the name for Egg McMuffin type sandwiches. I think it is also the brand name for the Sheetz breakfast sandwich, but we use it to refer to all breakfast sandwiches contained on english muffins.

How many people are coming over for breakfast? I need an accurate Schmuffin count!

Good morning! Who's ready for a coffee and a Schmuffin?

by Norberto March 12, 2008