schmogin

another word for vape or a cover up/code name

hey man wanna go hit the schmogin in the bathroom

by montreze gastile February 25, 2022

schmigginzed

This happens once you can no longer feel any of your toes because your 90 beers down and have also hit a single blinker.

“Where’d my toes go”
“Definitely schmigginzed

by Randal Matrian May 25, 2023

Andrew Scoggin

Andrew Scoggin is a fat bitch in which everybody thinks he is a fucking Asian cause of his small ass eyes

Stop acting like a fucking Andrew Scoggin

by The_Offical_Big_73 May 21, 2021

schlongina

A schlongina is when a woman's clitoris is large enough to look like a penis at first glance. Usually on people named Kevin.

Bobby-"Kevin, why you holding your pants like that?"
Kevin-"Dude, my schlongina itches like crazy!"

by EarsDeafFromChode November 25, 2011

schnogger

To laugh at the misfortune of others.

verb: I schnoggered when I saw the drunk chick fall down in a pool of her own vomit.

noun: Sometimes a good schnogger is all it takes to make the gray clouds lift and the birds sing.

Adverb. I often feel schnoggerly while shopping in a midwestern smalltown mall.

by La Warner August 30, 2006

Schlonging

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

schLonging

The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.

Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."

by fly_fisher November 30, 2011