Shvitzing Arnold

The insertion of a mechanical pencil into a female's anus, then clicking the pencil (at least) once.

"I gave Joanne the shvitz last night."

"Baby, lemme give you the shvitzing arnold... it's all the rave in south Bali"

by Jordan The Rooster October 21, 2009

schnitzenbaumer

an otherwise sexy yet off-limits instructor of the chemical arts (aka smokin' hot chemistry teacher)

sally: Zomgkittymewmew he is so fine! and he gave us homework!
Janie: he's totally a schnitzenbaumer...

by princess gonzales banana hammock September 26, 2007

Shnitting

When you sneeze while about to poop, and launch a turd at high speed for any discernible distance.

So my friend was walking her min-pin, and it sqwatted to poop, sneezed, and began shnitting it's turds about a foot behind it, thus scaring the crap out of everyone else.

by SharkBiscuit August 21, 2013

schnigging

The act of smoking a cigarette while also using a "portion" of snus or smokeless tobacco.

Carsten was mighty impressed as Henning proceeded to

complete a session of schnigging without getting a nicotine shock.

by schnigglet June 28, 2018

schitzin

when someone schitzin out it means they acting wild

person 1: *is acting crazy*
person 2: you schitzin out boss

by alola.exe February 15, 2019

Schneezing

The instinctive act to supress all bad and shmigooglize it to all that is good. This is not always true when the recipient of the schneezing is red or of the R.E.D religion. If your name begins with J you should probably check your schneezing for gingevitis. Only the gods and direct decendents of King Schneezofat III can reverse the effects of schneezing (ex. DR. SCHNEEZING, NURSE SCHNEEZING). Many mistake schneezing for the word schneezingtown, which is the place where the gods of schneezing rest and deschneezingate.

I'd watch your schneezing, if I were you.

by CLINTCLYMER February 7, 2010

shnitzengruben

the act of throwing someone off a very large often too large building into a large pile of chicken and pancakes. Usually the bulk of jumpers dont survive, but those who do are made symbols of great heroism, and perseverence. "For those are the true kings" - spong 7:11

Aww man i can't beleive that untz didn't make it today at the schnitzengruben.
It's okay though, he missed the whole pile and i'm eatin free dinner for a month.

by Crapulence September 8, 2005