The unfunniest man on the planet. Often takes jokes about 5 miles too far. Frequents the radio show Loveline, much to the dismay of its listeners
If i have to hear Rob Schneider on Loveline one more time, i'm going to bash my skull in with my radio.
by thierryhenry January 6, 2006
Get the Rob Schneider mug.To get so incredibly drunk that you become totally retarded that you begin to speak in jibberish, randomly spouting pterodactyl-ish noises. Other signs of being Schneidered include: making faces which would only otherwise be made by someone having a continuous mild stroke, excessive nipple poking through one's shirt, inability to pronounce the letters "R" and "L", an odd facination with how hot your sister is, an extreme pride in having a brother who is a Pike at Auburn, inability to write emails or get laid, excessive sweating and anal leakage.
A&F model: Wow, that guy just drank an entire fifth of Malibu.
Hollister Model: Yeah, that guy is gonna be totally schneidered in a few minutes. I hope his hair gel doesn't run into his eyes.
Hollister Model: Yeah, that guy is gonna be totally schneidered in a few minutes. I hope his hair gel doesn't run into his eyes.
by Sean McCallister December 9, 2007
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When you run through an agricultural center butt naked and fuck as many animals as possible and not get caught.
by Charlie Brown May 12, 2003
Get the The Rob Schneider mug.A term often used to call a person who has a disgusting pigface and whose voice often cracks. This is humorous some times. However, when it becomes too frequent, it can become and irritation. Also, a person whose nicknamed Schnibley is likely to be a player who makes out with girls every now and then. Lastly, Schnibley is a person who disregards and loathes heavy metal rock.
Michael: Hey mate! How are ya! How did you find last night?
Brian: Fuck you asshole! you made out with her didn't you! Didn't you know I liked her? You fucking Schnibley!
Michael: .......
Luke: (pulls out retarded noise)
Jacob: I liked her too Schnibley. Just throwing it out there.
Brian: Fuck you asshole! you made out with her didn't you! Didn't you know I liked her? You fucking Schnibley!
Michael: .......
Luke: (pulls out retarded noise)
Jacob: I liked her too Schnibley. Just throwing it out there.
by Magoomen June 4, 2010
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(v) to be kind
synonyms include: person that lights up everybody's life, legend, gentle giant
(v) to be kind
synonyms include: person that lights up everybody's life, legend, gentle giant
by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020
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by atticusthatacus February 22, 2011
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Scneider could be the least funny guy I know.
Scneider could be the least funny guy I know.
by prof. frink July 11, 2006
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