schmeeze

the product of forgetting that "smoothie" and "squeeze" are two different words

Gilligan: "I'll have a strawberry schmeeze, please."
Cafeteria worker: "I'm just so tired of all this college, the movie. Where are my pants?"
Gilligan: "Um, you're terrifying. And also, your mom."

by Get to work, Chris Jones. January 25, 2004

schweezed

The painful yet stimulating process of squeezing the clytoris till it pops like a bubble.

Jenny was wanting the ultimate pleasure so I schweezed her.

by Schweezy Smith December 24, 2006

schneizenberger

A quite important Suisse word used by many RHS students.

'I speak Suisse too, SCHNEIZENBERGER!'

by palmercrash May 21, 2009

Schneizenteit

The name given to a female German VIRGIN (nice-and-tight).

She's probably Schneizenteit.

by ZoltarTheMagician September 4, 2010

Scrneeze

Simply said, to scream while sneezing.

Your scrneeze was so loud and forceful I almost shat my pants.

by TK McFlyy August 1, 2015

Shneezer

Somthing to yell at a person who sneezes

Person 1: *sneeze*
Person 2: YA SHNEEZER

Go shneeze yourself

by Unknown731 April 19, 2017

Shneeze

A shneeze is when one individual shits and sneezes simultaneously.

I think I just had a shneeze spell in your backseat.

by WarKnees October 22, 2018