schmutzick

to be extremely selfish and looking out for your own needs; to steal from hotels; or, a term used to describe someone who does not recycle.

Schmutzick! Bring those Holiday Inn towels back to the hotel!

It was schmutzick that the man waited until 6:30, when his favorite ESPN programming ended, to come out and get into the car of people that had been waiting in his driveway since 6:21.

by The Bliddler December 9, 2009

Schmucking

Sitting and/or laying down while doing absolutely nothing without sleeping. In between chilling and napping. The more you schmuck the less you want to chill and the more you want to nap. To Schmuck.

Brian: Where is Greg?
Eric: Greg is schmucking in the bedroom. He got up showered and ate then started schmucking.

by Eric and Greg August 1, 2008

schmoozing

To be browsing in a fish store, To be looking at fish

We were asked by a sales clerk at The Fish Factory in West Alis,WI "Do you guys need any help? or are you just schmoozing?"

by Elvira May 22, 2006

Schantzing

A noob way of getting half a point and prestige by standing next to that one door the whole time. *Origin: N+

"Stop schantzing around and do something useful for once"
"Schantz does what he wants"
"What?"
"It rhymes"
"Erroneous"

by Araballz January 24, 2009

Tom Schmitzing

A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.

Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.

This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.

"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"

"muwhaaaa hehehe"

"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"

"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"

ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("

"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"

*lays in the corner sleeping*

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

Schmupping

Pronunciation shh-muh-ping

The art of idle and unfavourable gossip/bad-mouthing centred around either a celebrity or civilian that is of shared interest to a group of people.

Schmupping targets are usually co-workers, ex-partners, and anyone famous.

by LH8 October 23, 2007

schulzing

Ejaculating on the face of one who did not follow directions correctly

I ordered waffles, my waitress brought me French toast, i shall get a group of black bucks to give her a schulzing she'll never forget!

by SOADkeith August 22, 2012