Schmelzer Money

Money that materializes out of thin air. Also money can be acquired by becoming a schmelzer.

I will have to decline the invite to Hawaii, I am not lucky enough to have all that schmelzer money.

by Bird1 January 4, 2016

Schmeterlich

A way to express anger. This word comes from a german word “Schmeterling” which stands for a butterfly.

for example you drop something and yell “schmeterlich” instead of “fuck” od “shit“

by SlutforHarryStyles June 13, 2021

Schmitzel pistol

A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.

While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.

by Schmitzelpistol December 10, 2022

thumb-schmooze

To text for the purpose of social communication; from schmooze, Yiddish meaning to chat, to have an informal conversation; "thumb" is a reference to the use of thumbs to text on a mobile phone

I'll be in meetings all week, but we'll thumb-schmooze every day until we can get together on the weekend.

by Liz141 April 21, 2017

schloozer

A cross between a Schnauzer and a loser.

Have a nice day...schloozer!

by Ssssashaaaa February 7, 2008

Schmoozeball

Noun. Oddball of the group.

"Look at the Schmoozeball zoned out at the t.v."

by Schmoozeball January 30, 2010

schmooper

A term of endearment, usually pertaining to a dog.

come here schmooper, good schmoops!

by Pablo de sha June 10, 2019