sloppy schmoopie

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle

i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.

by peebody March 17, 2008

shmoopyfumpernuperkin

A Shmoopyfumpernuperkin is a Chihuahua that is dressed as a garden gnome that is in the act of getting fucking chucked in the air.

Look at that Shmoopyfumpernuperkin in the air ,he's free now...

by The Catman Gaming December 18, 2015

schmooplette

The girl that puts a smile on your face whenever you see her.
Unquantifiably adorable Goddess

Always know that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette

by Schmoopy July 5, 2018

schmoople

A beautiful blob of red clay produced by Ishu, Malu, Sam.

Schmoople was born today. Sam is the Godmother. Malu is the backup godmother in case Sam runs away.
The backup godmother killed Schmoople. He was brutally mutilated by the backup godmother.

Last seen: Emergency house, room 601, Friday, 3rd August 2018 last period.

by imsisgood August 5, 2018

Schoopy

a monkey clan set in hawaii in a land called monkeworld.

the schoopy monkes will uprise and takeover the world!

by ilovemonkes March 15, 2021

Schmoop

To OD but everyone thinks your asleep (specifically from lean)

Oh yeah my buddy Corbin just chilling back in the bathtub schmoop

by Katiefinneske November 7, 2017

schloopy

Schloopy is best characterized as the insertion of a sock in a womans vagina, followed by the insertion of the penis into the sock, providing more friction and a ready made cum rag. Derived from the sock puppet on Malcolm in the Middle. Can also be used in the anus, but it is much more painful.

Parker likes to use a schloopy.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003