Schlooter

Schoolter is a nar nar bird that's very rare to find since there is only one left in the world and that rare bird lives in Pennsylvania.

The nar nar bird named Schlooter is endangered

by Seb1234 May 30, 2011

Schmarfter

A being that possesses the attributes of someone with a great deal of luck, sliminess, and charm and could probably get away with murder.

Ah, Ben, you're such a fucking schmarfter for getting laid even though you were covered in piss, good work you schmarfter!

by schmarftycunt November 17, 2013

schloofer

Freeloader, lazy, doesn't participate, generally annoying through being passive

"That schloofer's getting a bonus? We worked hard, not him. These group KPIs suck!"

by T. Verd February 26, 2019

schmiffter

Another word for a vagina.

As Michael would say, stick it up your schmiffter!

by Therealsnatchsniffer January 11, 2021

SHOOFTER

arsehole.

he was in jail and took it up the shoofter...

by goawaydad April 21, 2021

SHOOFTER

arsehole/backdoor

while i was in jail i took it up the shoofter!

by goawaydad April 21, 2021

schmoozery

Sweet talking someone for a favor that benefits you.

I’m going to use some schmoozery with the receptionist to get in to my appointment early.

by Semiguy62 June 10, 2022