Shmoodle

v.The act of sucking up, flirting, Facebook Stalking, getting all over something, to be (or acting) gay. Usually what saprins do.

Don't shmoodle!

by Wordman on the track March 22, 2010

schnoodle

a pimp ass dog that claims any hood any of you mother fuckers say is yours and will bust a cap in your ass for talkin shit

guy one: Dude is that a Schnoodle?
guy two: Yeah Fuck me!!!

by dopeman69 October 19, 2011

Schmoople

A word that is almost impossible for a native English speaker to say three times, especially if trying to sound serious, or in conversation, without at least smiling

schmoople, schmoople :D damn it

by bunger1598 August 31, 2011

schmooves

Smooth moves to obtain goods or services. Often to the other sex.

Brad: I was going to get a parking ticket for being 5 minutes over but I put on my schmooves for the lady and she let me off.

by NZAP 9041 April 5, 2016

The Bob Scoodles

When the female gives oral Sexual pleasure to a male figure. Also known as head, domes, top, bob, slob knobber,and brain.

I just got The Bob Scoodles from Emaline.

OOOOO was it good!!
Hell yea and after she put her meat on my stick like shishkabob

by C. Boogey September 24, 2005

Poo schnoodle

This is when a man strectches his fore skin so that another man can insert a small bit of poo into the recently created cavity.

Mike "James, I've done a very small poo!! Come see!!"

James "Crikey! That looks like the perfect size to insert into my stretched foreskin. Hey, lets Poo Schnoodle"

by Andy Wallwork April 3, 2008

Schroodle

1. An infected rectum.
2. An over-sized sphincter.
3. An asphyxiation of the taint.

Don't put it in my schroodle.
Get that out of my schroodle!
My schroodle's on fire!
Ouch, that's my schroodle.

by schroodlenoodle August 17, 2010