Schlogging

From the German Schzloggszeinfargen, when a woman violently slobbers over the penis making an almost eriely familiar sound of a pig choking on it's own blood after it's throat has been slashed. Frequently seen in action in many erotic adult films. Schloggin is also acceptable.

Gawt damn fool! Bitch was SCHLOGGING my rod so hard I thought she was gonna puke all over my junk!

by Dr_Trac October 28, 2007

Schmocking

Another term for joking/joshing.

Girl: You're so ugly
Boy: What!!
Girl: I'm just schmocking with you :)

by NoMalware June 8, 2017

schnigging

The act of smoking a cigarette while also using a "portion" of snus or smokeless tobacco.

Carsten was mighty impressed as Henning proceeded to

complete a session of schnigging without getting a nicotine shock.

by schnigglet June 28, 2018

Schmoozing

Wasting time at work to do useless things, such as socializing.

“I would consider myself a schmoozer.”
“How about some schmoozing?”

by DopazReal November 30, 2022

Ghost shlogging

The informal verb for having sex with a ghost. Can also be ghost shlogger, defined as the person having sex with a ghost.

I saw in the news where Susan has had sex with over 20 spirits. She's been doing a lot of ghost shlogging.

by Matty Wallbanger January 23, 2019

Smogging

The act of jogging in a heavily polluted urban setting, i.e through the smog of L.A.

Janet: "Hey Cindy how was jogging earlier today?"

Cindy: "Jogging? More like smogging! It was such a struggle! Thank god I had my Nalgene and a Clif Bar"

Janet: "That's why I don't run in this city"

Sure it is Janet, sure it is.

by lohtion February 14, 2012

Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

by Schlonger September 25, 2005