by robocop turd January 24, 2009
Get the caca schmangler mug.We're gonna have schnigglefitz practice at 4:00.
We blasted some ass in that schnigglefitz tournament.
We blasted some ass in that schnigglefitz tournament.
by Delldo March 25, 2004
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by Redneckian2 February 20, 2011
Get the Schmigger mug.- n. When your ski pants get caught underneeth the safety bar and they become impossible to remove. Often occurs from lack of focus or watching other skiers.
by Gabe Lewis January 9, 2009
Get the schniggle mug.A male, or description of behavior by a male, that is talking to, being nice to, paying attention to a female for the express purposes of gaining sexual affection from said female without being explicitly honest about his intentions.
Often performed in a creepy, obsessive or underhanded manner.
Also, often a Schmeagle raises suspicions from other males Samwise as to his nefarious intentions but manages to avoid any such suspicions from the female Baggins.
Often performed in a creepy, obsessive or underhanded manner.
Also, often a Schmeagle raises suspicions from other males Samwise as to his nefarious intentions but manages to avoid any such suspicions from the female Baggins.
That guy is Scmeagling that girl, and its making me physically sick.
Bro, just tell her you want to nail her, don't be a Schmeagle about it.
Bro, just tell her you want to nail her, don't be a Schmeagle about it.
by ademitchell September 18, 2012
Get the Schmeagle mug.When smoking marijuana, there's always one hit before it's cashed. instead of saying "I think it's done, but I'm not sure, you try it" just say "It's schmegged" instead.
by padge December 2, 2005
Get the schmegged mug.Commonly found around the mouth, nose or eyes - however there are more recorded cases of it appearing around the cheeks and occasionally being discovered on or around the forehead.
True & caring friends will tell you that you have 'schmiggie' on your face. This is a lot more helpful, and a much more discreet, way of letting you know that when you turned your back and blew your nose into your hankie, you actually left a piece of green and yellow snot sitting on your chin. Of course they could have laughed and said out aloud that your wearing your own snot, but true friends will call it 'schmiggie' and not embarrass you by bringing attention to what is really sitting on your face.
Schmiggie - The one word which, as soon as its said, makes you frantically begin rubbing and wiping your face all over in order to eradicate any particles of left over rice from lunch, strands of eye gunk which leaked and dried down your nose... or even a bit of chunky spit you excitedly spat out onto your bottom lip while you were getting carried away explaining your character on World of Warcraft. '.
True & caring friends will tell you that you have 'schmiggie' on your face. This is a lot more helpful, and a much more discreet, way of letting you know that when you turned your back and blew your nose into your hankie, you actually left a piece of green and yellow snot sitting on your chin. Of course they could have laughed and said out aloud that your wearing your own snot, but true friends will call it 'schmiggie' and not embarrass you by bringing attention to what is really sitting on your face.
Schmiggie - The one word which, as soon as its said, makes you frantically begin rubbing and wiping your face all over in order to eradicate any particles of left over rice from lunch, strands of eye gunk which leaked and dried down your nose... or even a bit of chunky spit you excitedly spat out onto your bottom lip while you were getting carried away explaining your character on World of Warcraft. '.
"Dave...mate...just quietly, you've got a bit of schmiggie on your chin".
Erin - "Okay Holly, before we get out of this car I thought I'd point out that you have got some schmiggie here *points to corner of mouth*"
Holly - "Shit, that was lucky...I would have walked around the whole shopping centre and not realised that I had wheetbix still stuck to my mouth - Thanks Erin!"
Erin - "Okay Holly, before we get out of this car I thought I'd point out that you have got some schmiggie here *points to corner of mouth*"
Holly - "Shit, that was lucky...I would have walked around the whole shopping centre and not realised that I had wheetbix still stuck to my mouth - Thanks Erin!"
by tellmeifIhaveschmiggiepls April 10, 2010
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