Schneider Man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. He has awesomeness powers (hit the link) and is capable of failing at almost anything. He has an evil concubine called "The Shadow".
His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid
His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid
Victim: Help me! I need a super hero!
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man
by Suitcase Lady March 11, 2008
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Rob Schneider was a 90's concept that should have been left on the cutting room floor.
Rob Schneider obviously had 8x10 glossies of Lorne Michaels in a compromising position, otherwise he never would have gotten on SNL, let alone into any of those ridiculous movies.
Rob Schneider obviously had 8x10 glossies of Lorne Michaels in a compromising position, otherwise he never would have gotten on SNL, let alone into any of those ridiculous movies.
by adam_before_eve January 12, 2006
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schmeider • Schmeiderer • schneider • Schneidered • schmieder • schmender • Schneider egg • Schneidering • schneiderman • schmeeder
An adjective describing someone extremely intoxicated and difficult to deal with or someone covered in vomit. A verb that means to be violently puking, babbling like an idiot or passed out on the floor of a hotel bathroom.
I was completely schmiedered last night.
I schmiedered all over that girl last night.
Rap:
My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.
I schmiedered all over that girl last night.
Rap:
My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.
by Schobinem July 21, 2011
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"Today, Queensland police arrested a group for a schneider production lab."
"That bogan has schneidered his teeth away!"
"Today, Queensland police arrested a group for a schneider production lab."
"That bogan has schneidered his teeth away!"
by LTkage May 12, 2017
Get the schneider mug.Scheiser is a misspelling and mispronunciation of the german word scheiß or scheiße, which is commonly used improperly in American English. In standard German scheiße is used the same way Americans use fuck.
Scheisse (the English spelling) is also used as a prefix to describe something that is either unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise in some way considered to be bad or wrong.
Scheisse (the English spelling) is also used as a prefix to describe something that is either unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise in some way considered to be bad or wrong.
Scheiße! Ich habe mich verlaufen!
Fuck! I'm lost!
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Scheiße! Ich bin in die Tur meine Finger zuknallten!
Fuck, I slammed my finger in the door!
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Ich finde Rauchen total Scheiss.
I think smoking is utterly dumb
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Scheiser, Ich vergesse, das ich muss Scheisse sagen!
Scheiser, I forgot I am supposed to say Scheisse!
Fuck! I'm lost!
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Scheiße! Ich bin in die Tur meine Finger zuknallten!
Fuck, I slammed my finger in the door!
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Ich finde Rauchen total Scheiss.
I think smoking is utterly dumb
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Scheiser, Ich vergesse, das ich muss Scheisse sagen!
Scheiser, I forgot I am supposed to say Scheisse!
by Corey s. July 23, 2008
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If i have to hear Rob Schneider on Loveline one more time, i'm going to bash my skull in with my radio.
by thierryhenry January 6, 2006
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