Shearing the sheep

Shaving pubic hair/Brazilian waxing. Used predominantly by Indian FOBs.

"When you go to the beauty parlour, make sure you're shearing the sheep the too. Your husband doesn't want to knit a sweater."

by agentbb February 27, 2015

Shearing

Parental disconnect emotionally and financially from a child who discloses their LGBTQ+ status. The opposite of grooming.

I told my parents I was trans, and they are Shearing me from their life, kicking me out of the house!

by PhantmBear December 18, 2022

schmaling

a tall faget, abnormally tall and gay

abnormally tall and gay

by u no who it is April 28, 2004

Windshield-Smearing

The act of, either voluntarily or involuntarily, ceasing one's life by being hit with either the front or the rear of a moving vehicle, most commonly a Jeep, but occasionally a military tank, APC, or, in rare cases, a transport helicopter. Most commonly heard of in 'First Person Shooter' games like "Call of Duty" and "Command & Conquer: Renegade", but it has been known for this to happen in "Real-Life". But in "Video Games", Windshield-Smearing is sually followed by loud, side-splitting laughter from the 'Smear-er', and loud, audible curses from the 'Smear-ee', both of which will be typed out and posted "in-Game" after a period of about 30 seconds.

Oh my GOD!!! I just smeared a WIndshield!!!

by Boxymoron February 9, 2005

shmeating

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.

Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.

by tnkrbell February 16, 2010

shearing my llama

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014

Schmawing

To schmooze. To make small talk for connections. To talk with aquaintance to boost yourself in thier eyes. To make buisness connections or aquaintance. To meet others with same interest.

I said to Bill that I was schmawing with John so my band could play at his show.

by Moe J December 8, 2007