schmeeling

rambling on and on and on and on and on and on in a conversation until you forget what you were originally talking about

employee 1: ...and then I told her "I don't know if we have it in the back, I don't work in stock!"
employee 2: yeah... hey, what were we talking about?
employee 1: no idea bro
employee 2: aw nah bro we've been schmeeling

by martian mambo July 14, 2022

Schmeesing

Using your friend's dick to eat mac and cheese or other small foods alike

yo bro can you come over? I wanna do schmeesing.

by MonkeManTheMasturbator April 13, 2023

schmeeking

(pronounced SHa-MEek-king) is the act when you shove a speaker up your anus, preferably with heavy bass (so it vibrates more). than you play your favorite song, making the speaker vibrate, releasing a extreme amount of dopamine into your brain. as this happens, you can goon, edge, or jelq your cock.

WARNING: once you schmeek, you will never return to normal, your dopamine receptors will be fried.

Jacob: "yo dude, gimmie your speaker real quick, I have to schmeek!"
Evers: "Jacob, I know you like schmeeking, but my speaker is covered in nut. you need to stop"

by jacoblovestogoon247 November 25, 2024

Shmeading

When your cold and your penis shrivels up.

Yo I’m Shmeading out here , barely poking through the zipper.

by John Simpington December 6, 2023