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Schmaus

Noun /SH-mous/
1. A combination of the words mouse and schmuck. It also uses the “Schm” sound, which can be used to make fun of anything. Such as Joe Schmo, funny schmunny, or work schmork. It uses the word mouse to indicate small guys. It uses the “schm” sound to be funny and to sound like schmuck. The definition of schmuck can be foolish or contemptible. The complete word is used to indicate a small man who is angry due to his small stature. A funny one syllable word for little man syndrome, Napoleon Complex, or Little Demon Creature.
Is that little guy yelling at the sales woman because he can’t find a tighter shirt? He must be a schmaus.
by Mountain Poet December 26, 2011
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Schaubism

Schaubism - Using or pronouncing a word, name, colloquialism, figure of speech incorrectly particularly in a context where you're acting as an authority.

Brendan Schaub is an American comedian, actor, television host, and retired mixed martial artist.
"How did you pronounce that word? Ha, nice Schaubism."

George Carlton is one of my comedy heroes. Schaubism
There’s a lot of red tape; rings to jump through. Schaubism
by GayOwlOneLove June 1, 2018
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Schmaggler

A name to call someone when you have nothing else to call them. The definition varies depending on what the user intends for the meaning to be based on the context in which it is used.
"You're such a schmaggler."
by DeliciousBeefStew May 3, 2010
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Schaub'd

Verb, past tense. In reference to Matt Schaub, former NFL quarterback.

1. Greatly underthrew a deep pass to an open receiver. Usually to Andre Johnson and usually allowed the defender to get in better position.
2. Turned into the fetal position in the QB pocket after facing the slightest bit of pressure. A defender in the general vicinity is not required. Also called "turtling."
3. Threw an interception for a touchdown, or a "pick six."

4. Deleted one's twitter account, usually after being sick of dealing with vitriol and trolls.
1. Andre was wide freaking open but he Schaub'd it!
2. Dwight Freeney just touched his jersey and then he totally Schaub'd.
3. Well, he Schaub'd another one to Richard Sherman.
4. Yeah I couldn't take all the trolls dude, I Schaub'd my account.
by SportsRV November 7, 2013
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schmackel

Schmackel is the sound that Smegma makes during sex!
When your knocking the back out of it and you hear Schmackel - schmackel - schmackel - schmackel, your hearing smegma in action ;)
by n7v.net August 28, 2008
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schmauz

adverb, (schmahz); A cluster-f*ck situation. Total and continual confusion when it should be a simple thing.
Every time I'm supposed to meet up with Debbie somewhere, it always becomes a schmauz.

I went to the DMV to get my driver's license renewed, and it turned out to be a total schmauz.
by I made the man June 4, 2018
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Schlaum

Schlaum~ To be in a constant state of relaxation after having experienced a sustained period of activity or stress. A verb originating from Ireland to describe a individual who is restless due to the after effects of alcohol and is now seeking peace by relaxing in bed or on a couch while occasionally making loud droning noises to accentuate their current fragile state of mind.
Wife: Why don't you clean out the car? Its a mess. You're lazy and I'm sick of it.
Husband: Please just leave me alone I'm dying of a hangover and I just want to schlaum.
Wife. I'm leaving you.
by Big John and the Buffs March 7, 2014
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