schloss

one having a gigantically huge nose;
one whose nose is abnormally large for his face;
one who really needs a nose job. really badly.

ewww. look at that schloss!
i could never hook up with a kid like that!

or-

omg. how is she kissing him? his schloss is like taking over her face. hahaa

by macx October 16, 2005

schlessinfiker

when you mix a schlessinger with a fiker

WTF is that schlessinfiker thinking!

by schlessinfikerner May 1, 2007

schlossarse

"Castle ass." Referring to Amber Jenkins. Word created by Amber Jenkins.

"Whoa, man! She is such a schlossarse!"

by Jesus April 29, 2004

schlussle

The german word for key.

Dude: Where the fuck is my schlussle?!!?!???!!!
Doode: Duno why the fuck u chattin 2 different languages? Dickhead-,-

by 20p an hour January 16, 2009

schlossed

Drunk and horny

After all that wine you could tell she was schlossed so we went back to the van and fucked really good for like 20 minutes.

by Cocky Mcvan September 20, 2013

schauss

A bad ass mother fucker who is also extremely sexy

sexy loving crazy booty schauss

by james mancougher February 3, 2014

schlossum

A word that rhymes with possum.

"Can you think of any words that rhyme with possum?"
"Yeah, schlossum rhymes with possum."

by schlossum_man_88 July 1, 2015