schlocked out

Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)
He totally schlocked out on his date with Jessica.
by ralphenstein December 07, 2010
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Schlock Block

What occurs when the urban dictionary editors reject your too clever submission.
I submitted a very clever entry for "taking the fifth" but the urban dictionary editors schlock blocked me.
by algetard June 09, 2013
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shock schlock

Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.
DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?

ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.

DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.
by conflict dude July 21, 2024
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schlock in

To focus in, locking in, zone in and get shit done.
Damn. Hann's been procrastinating. It's time to schlock in.
by CatEatingCheetos December 06, 2023
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Schlocked

Safely locked with doors shut.
We walked into the corner and we were all secured, all lights off, all doors schlocked.
by Minimichael123 December 01, 2015
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schlock

The shit gooey/crusty black smeg thats scraped off hibachi grills after the food is cooked. Resembles cum but black
Holy jesus look at all that schlock i just want it inside me
by aittern November 29, 2018
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