Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)
by ralphenstein December 07, 2010
I submitted a very clever entry for "taking the fifth" but the urban dictionary editors schlock blocked me.
by algetard June 09, 2013
Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.
DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?
ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.
DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.
ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.
DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.
by conflict dude July 21, 2024
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by Minimichael123 December 01, 2015
The shit gooey/crusty black smeg thats scraped off hibachi grills after the food is cooked. Resembles cum but black
by aittern November 29, 2018