Schlooped

To brain-fart.

I cant Remember man I’m schlooped

by Kydst December 30, 2018

schload

A hugh amount. A heaping propensity. shit-load.

My boss laid a schload of work on my desk today.

by blackthorne56 December 28, 2005

schlonged

To be badly beaten

Clinton was schlonged by President Obama in 2008 - Donald Trump

by King_Charlemagne April 1, 2016

schlamed

The act or process of feeding thirsty goats gingerbread.

Mike schlamed bella.

by Michael Zinshteyn February 13, 2008

Schlonkey

When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole

David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.

by A-phish January 30, 2010

schlazed

to get really high

"Tom and Paulie got schlazed the other day."

by Tuckerq23 October 15, 2007

schlocker

I feel the need to elaborate on the shocker..........

The Schlocker: index and middle fingers in the slit, thumb stimulating the clit, and just as she's about to climax, pinky in the trunk. So, much more erotic than the shocker, it's like touching Heaven and reaching for Hell.

by Miss Behavin' April 26, 2006