Schlitzed

To become/be drunk purely off of a cheap light beer. Derived from Schlitz beer, the original cheap light beer brewed in Wisconsin since 1849.

Brian brought a 12 pack of Miller Lite and now he's just Schlitzed.

by The_Informer March 30, 2019

Fitzing the schlitz

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.

Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku

by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008