This word refers to uncontrolable bowels while involved in a activity such as lifting , playing an instrument , or having sex. It refers to the loss of control of the bowels and the spray of fecal matter allover a room or person.
Examp. #1 I had him bent over and was about to shove it in his anus and he let go a schimmelfig allover me and the nightstand and the lamp. It took hours to clean up.
Examp. #2 He was playing the Tuba and when he hit the high note he Schimmelfigged allover himself.
Examp. #2 He was playing the Tuba and when he hit the high note he Schimmelfigged allover himself.
by William Wood July 10, 2005
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by mullizu February 22, 2022
Get the schlemboya mug.A wet fart, a fart in which upon being expelled from the anus, carries with it ass juice. Leaving your undergarments caught in the crossfire. A schlem can be due to relaxed sphincter muscles, i.e. bum love. If you are unfortunate enough to suffer a schlem, do not try and salvage your underwear, make sure you dispose of it!
"Aw man i've got 'schlem' juice running down my leg!"
"I hear Ian 'schlems' so bad, he has to wear a sanitary towel!"
"I hear Ian 'schlems' so bad, he has to wear a sanitary towel!"
by Jamie Carberry November 16, 2007
Get the Schlem mug.(v.) to get strung out on a FUCK ton of drugs in a really short amount of time and get fuuuuucked uuuuuuup
(n.) the state of mind in which one has been schimpfing
(n.) the state of mind in which one has been schimpfing
He was in schimpf mode at that party, he was upstairs hittin that nitrous all night after doin a shit ton of yay
by tha tin man April 25, 2011
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