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schlimazel

Someone prone to having extremely bad luck, a born loser

Sometimes misspelled schlemazel
A schlemiel is one who always spills his soup; schlimazel is the one on
whom it always lands.
by mandingoe September 24, 2004
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schlieffen plan

The Schlieffen Plan, the German General Staff's overall strategic blueprint for victory on the western front against France in the years up to 1914, takes its name from its author, Alfred Graf von Schlieffen. In essence it envisaged a rapid German mobilisation, disregard of Luxembourg, Belgian and Dutch neutrality, and the overwhelming sweep of German armies through Belgium southwards in the back of the French defences pivoting on weakly-held left-wing positions in the province ofAlsace-Lorraine. Paris was not to be taken but to be by-passed in the east. The plans intention was not to conquer cities or industry in order to weaken the French war efforts - the plan was to capture most of the French army and to force France to surrender. Following the speedy defeat of France, von Schlieffen envisaged switching German concentrations to the Eastern Front.

Schlieffen regularly updated details of his master plan as a labour of love even after his retirement from the General Staff in 1905, but his successor, Helmuth von Moltke (the younger) weakened the plan's execution in 1914 at the beginning of World War I, avoiding invading the Netherlands, weakening the German right wing and maintaining forces in the threatened East Prussia. Stubborn French resistance also contributed to the plan's failure in 1914. However, a modified form of Schlieffen's concept proved effective over the same terrain in the defeat of France in 1940 (Manstein's Sichelschnitt).
If at first you don't succeed, try tray again!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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schniem

1. Usually stated after a conversion is finished and there nothing left to be said

2. schniem can also be used for anything to replace any word, phrase, etc.
Dave-Yeah man just cop'd a bj from my gf. Billy- Haha yeah schniem to that dude.

Brian-Where do put this derp scharf? Eric-In that schniem right there.

End of group conversation (awkard silence begins.....) Brad- Yep schniem.

Herp Derp,mhmm,scharf,derp,alright then
by billdawg176 January 15, 2011
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schlime

Whatever slippery semi-liquid that may be covering an unwashed penis. The slime of the schlong.
Jake: I'ma whip out mah shit right now, motherfucka.
Todd: Whoah, that dong sure is schlimey. Might as well take a shower, nigga.
by Xfing January 19, 2010
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schlemiel

Someone who tends to go around spilling soup on people.

See schlamazel.

From the Yiddish.
Bob is a real schlemiel, he can't do anything right.
by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004
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schlemmer

A man with low standards, who, in focusing on convenience over quality, will take whatever he can get.
"After finding out her boyfriend was a schlemmer, Chelsea demanded he get tested for VD."
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schliam

word for man with big cock
nooo daddy schliam
by schmaxipad July 28, 2020
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