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Schlatt

One of the most beautiful words in the Latin language, also the code name of my boi Chance. A verb, noun, and adjective
Oh schlatt! Schlatt is schlatting on the floor!!!
by Gabooooo August 23, 2019
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A Schlatt

1. Somewhere/someone in great debt that is somehow still afloat.
2. The term for a social structure that cannot help the lower class.
Guy 1: why isn't the school buying us new equipment?

Guy 2: because we live in a schlatt society.
by Fluffle February 5, 2020
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Schlitterbahn

Listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
by Jsneezy June 10, 2009
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Schlott

A Schlott is an extremely hot girl/women (8/10+) and is someone you would be proud to say you've slept with but not someone you'd take home to meet the parents as they would not be academically approved.
Example

Josh: Blonde girl at the bar?
Lee: Definite Schlott...

Jake: We have 'Schlott on tap' in this place boys!
by Sparrowhawk August 22, 2012
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Schoettelkotte

A person who is a phenomenal slut who sucks any guy's penis with no ambitions. A person who also tries to be everything that they are not, especially considering the fact that they give up their body basically making them not a person.
Emily: Hi my name is Emily!
Ron: Hi my name is Ron.
Ron: "What the f---!"
Emily strips clothes off and immediately starts viscously sucking and slurping Ron's majestic steed Cock
Emily: Ayy man, Jamarcus betta not play me like dat nigga
Ron: Damn, your such a fucking Schoettelkotte.
by brittanydavisbumplecart May 30, 2009
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Schlittler

(noun) German derived term involving a male on the receiving end of a double penetration sex act.
Cody's asshole is red raw from the Schlittler he received from the two Quadroon's upstairs.
by Bruce Pellitt February 26, 2008
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schlitts

Excessive and often burningly painful diaherria.
When Kenny had the schlitts fire literally came out of his ass!
by Anonymous October 12, 2002
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