schelling

the act of tearing a bug limb from limb after just having the best sex you ever had.

oh honey that was great, now lets schelling.

by wtfdesireeee October 9, 2008

schlepping

When you affix your phallus or penile member into the anal cavity of another person, or perhaps animal, dead or living, and go to sleep while in coitus.

The phallus must remain penetrated through the sphincter in order to be designated as schlep and not sleep, otherwise the person is not schlepping and merely sleeping.

I love just getting home after a long day at work and schlepping with my dog.

by Knowledge Asphyxiates December 11, 2010

Schelling

When you're suppose to be working but you blatantly sit on your ass and stare at your phone for hours at a time.

Dude, I see you schelling over there. Time to get back to work you Scheller.

by MitchCumstein August 10, 2017

Schleeping

to give a good succ

Plankton is just schleeping on the schlong

by planktonboss June 22, 2016

Schneedling

When two women braid their pubic hair together and go jack off.

"I saw Tayler and Cassy schneedling yesterday."
"Yeah, how was it?"
"It was ok, but their pubic hair was a bit too long, and it took away from the overall presentation. In short, I've seen better."

by Juliusceasar191 May 15, 2010

shmeeling

shmeeling is that art of hiding one of your worms in a safe place, usually achived with the blowtorch/girders.

"dude i'm low on worms"
"i think it's time to shmeel"
"hell year, shmeeling time!"

by saint-damon March 31, 2009

Schneezing

The instinctive act to supress all bad and shmigooglize it to all that is good. This is not always true when the recipient of the schneezing is red or of the R.E.D religion. If your name begins with J you should probably check your schneezing for gingevitis. Only the gods and direct decendents of King Schneezofat III can reverse the effects of schneezing (ex. DR. SCHNEEZING, NURSE SCHNEEZING). Many mistake schneezing for the word schneezingtown, which is the place where the gods of schneezing rest and deschneezingate.

I'd watch your schneezing, if I were you.

by CLINTCLYMER February 7, 2010