schmedley

Noun, used to describe something topical in a conversation or an activity between two people. It communicates by way of the connection between the two people.

I.e. Two people involved in let's say fixing a computer... "Hey, pass the me the schmedly (alan key), I need to take out the tape-back up..." or "can you grab me a schmedley (leash) while you're up there? I need to take the dog for a walk..."

by Trevor Parker October 25, 2007

Schmeagle

n. A person who acts soley in their own self interests despite being looked down upon by society.

That schmeagle over durr just snatched up my lil' youngin's shopping cart without even asking for it. Nom saying.

That obtrusively obnoxious gentleman in the all white fur mink, had the audacity to appropriate that senior citizen's favorite christmas sweater, with nothing more than a cackle as he walked off.

by Dan the Love Machine & Holtzi June 12, 2011

schleedle

when you put your finger in someones crevices such as in between their toes, fingers, or elbows

I'm going to schleedle you.

by leetleguy101 November 16, 2016

schluddled

A nicer way of saying a fucked up situation or area

This party was going good until they arrived and now its just schluddled!

by J-Dizzle22 October 18, 2008

Schweedle

Guy with a big black schlong

Hey look at Requis, what a schweedle!

by Tyronewinston3 February 16, 2022

Schlender

noun sometimes used a verb-(1)one who has the nasty habit of taking something normal and making a long drawn out and unpleasant ordeal out of it. (2) He or she that makes what sounded like a good idea terrible.

Normal Guy- Hey man let's go to Culver's THAT PLACE ROCKS
Group- YEAH! Great idea!
THAT GUY- Well...so...guys I was thinking that we should probably figure out a way to go to Culver's and type up a fitness plan so we can work off the calories
Group- Well actually Culver's doesn't sound good at all
Normal Guy- Dude... way to SCHLENDER it up

by thelonelyisland1992 May 2, 2011

Schladle

An old Czechoslovakian derogatory term for a gross vagina. In former Czechoslovakia, men would often warn one another not to have intercourse with a woman because of her schladle.

"Dude, I know you're drunk right now, but do not fuck that chick. She's got a total schladle."

by AdamKisling March 10, 2015