schlarving the doad

The act of sucking dick.

Man, that chick I met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!

by goraiders November 23, 2006

slapping off

Slang term for masturbation. First used by an annoyed African-American mother at a Greyhound bus station in Nashville Tennessee.

"The only bathroom.... (inaudible) .... yea, but we caught him slapping off in there just last week!"

by freakinheck May 11, 2014

Jolly-Slapping

A new craze circulating the Stratford area in which girls slap certain boys for no apparent reason.

Fancy going Jolly-Slapping tonight?

by DrButtplug March 29, 2011

Mat slapping

Female masturbation
Looking a erotic pictures or reading erotic fiction to get yourself wet and then patting the pussy lips or smacking your labia lips.
AKA mat slapping

Girl home alone txt's boyfriend:' Hey babe send me some pornographic pictures of yourself please"
Boyfriend txting back:"Why hun you missing me?"
Girl: "Errr yes missing you lots need to do some mat smacking"
Boyfriend: "What???!!!"
Girlfirend: "masturbating, bean flicking you know Mat slapping!"

by Ginger Jo Guess October 26, 2012

Slapping Purses

The act of hostile and competitive scissoring between sexual partners

Kate and Magdalena were slapping purses so hard last night both have bruised gooches.

by Basely Minor November 23, 2019

Scissor Slapping

To slam vaginas together to create the same outcome one would expect from jumping in a rain puddle.

Friend 1: Julie told me Becky has phenomenal beef curtains
Friend 2: How the fuck do you know that?
Friend 1: Because Julie had a scissor slapping marathon with her last night

by Gingerballin November 13, 2018

Ass slapping April

ASS SLAPPING APRIL is the month where you need to slap someone’s ass at lest ones a week but it’s only for the guys who lost NNN

Ass slapping April the best month of the year

by Shag you November 26, 2020