Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008

Schmanging

Alternate term for having sex with a girl.

Dude what were you and Emma doing last night?

We were schmanging

by jfjfj December 12, 2012

schlucking

Schlucking, when a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers and masturbates.

Example 1: I was on Omegle last night and this girl was schlucking for me.

Example 2: Guy- Schluck for me?
Girl- You do it for me instead

by AshyBear October 10, 2013

Schlucking

Sticking your dick in a electrical socket with a tin foil condom on, causing an electric nut.

"Uncle Frank died last night but at least he got a good schlucking"

by Rondondongle February 1, 2018

Schlonging

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

Slanking

To drink Alcohol and have fun on the streets. Usually around or near a shop that sells Alcohol.

"Are we going Slanking tonight"
"Let's go for a Slank"
"Everyone is outside Slanking"

by Slanker_Dom January 15, 2014

shlacking

a huge smack to a certain object.

Dude I gave your mom's ass a good shlacking last night.

by mattyc April 4, 2003