Also known as iron lung, is one who is known for the art of slack. Can be used in junction with most any stoner activity... schlack-assing, schlacking off, being schlate, getting schladed.
by sketch24428 January 26, 2007
Get the schlade mug.Lives life in dark depressing areas such as schwag basements. To the common eye a Schwagendall or Kirkenschwag may appear as a normal person but after many failed attempts it is clear that the Schwagendall cannot obain pussy. His personal sexual orientation is not confirmed due to his multiple decades of repeated pussy futility. Enjoys the hobby of smoking herb, and by herb I mean other peoples herb of whom he is mooching off due to his persistent streak of being completely nugless and completely broke. BE WARNED although the Kirkenschwag house/schwagenbasement is always accessible there is rarely nug available to match and you will likely be smoking multiple coons down. (example listed below)In the schwagenhouse there are multiple 'creatures' or 'beings' that you must be aware of when entering for your own personal saftey and well being, they are as follows:
MONSTER-a large fat pot smoking kirk, has traits similar to ol' L Kirk himself such as mass percy videogamery and no pussy.
FAT BABY- a large fat baby... Plays a lot of videogames and eats a lot of food, occupies the KirkenTv (no cable) 24/7 or until removed by a fellow Schwagendall.
PFD- (Penis Face Dog)A large white dog. Of whom clearly wants to leave with you everytime you go, but also happens to shed more than life itself giving the Schwagenhouse a nice little white glimmer of allergic dog hair, to go along with the horrid stench of cat piss.
Schwagencar- Audible from 2 miles with its Hitchcock esque screech. 0-60 in 34.6 seconds. Needless to say, also lacks head rests in both the driver and passenger seat.
WARNING XXX WARNING XXX WARNING XXX
LAVONSTER
A large fat 'mother' who provides the food for the Schwagenhouse. Generally buys in bulk of large amounts of cereal, diet carbonated schwag drinks, raman noodles, and the occasional pop tart. Also a big fan of couch sitting and watching movie, after movie, after movie.
B Kirk- An 1840's prospect, not much else is known about him other than the occasional percy sick day on a vital day of importance, and that he tokes. Appears to be a definite fellow Schwagendall though, by all means.
MONSTER-a large fat pot smoking kirk, has traits similar to ol' L Kirk himself such as mass percy videogamery and no pussy.
FAT BABY- a large fat baby... Plays a lot of videogames and eats a lot of food, occupies the KirkenTv (no cable) 24/7 or until removed by a fellow Schwagendall.
PFD- (Penis Face Dog)A large white dog. Of whom clearly wants to leave with you everytime you go, but also happens to shed more than life itself giving the Schwagenhouse a nice little white glimmer of allergic dog hair, to go along with the horrid stench of cat piss.
Schwagencar- Audible from 2 miles with its Hitchcock esque screech. 0-60 in 34.6 seconds. Needless to say, also lacks head rests in both the driver and passenger seat.
WARNING XXX WARNING XXX WARNING XXX
LAVONSTER
A large fat 'mother' who provides the food for the Schwagenhouse. Generally buys in bulk of large amounts of cereal, diet carbonated schwag drinks, raman noodles, and the occasional pop tart. Also a big fan of couch sitting and watching movie, after movie, after movie.
B Kirk- An 1840's prospect, not much else is known about him other than the occasional percy sick day on a vital day of importance, and that he tokes. Appears to be a definite fellow Schwagendall though, by all means.
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A gay man who is obsessed with schlager music, a type of music most often found in the Nordic countries, and more especially Sweden. Said music tends to include a key-change, with an elaborate stage routine, and be performed by a Nordic diva-goddess, such as Shirley Clamp, Sanna Nielsen or Nanne Grönvall, staples of the Swedish schlager music scene.
Upon hearing the key-change, groups of schlager queens, normally gathering for their annual 6-week schlager-powwow in February and March, will scream, cry, clap, jump up and down and generally get very excited.
Upon hearing the key-change, groups of schlager queens, normally gathering for their annual 6-week schlager-powwow in February and March, will scream, cry, clap, jump up and down and generally get very excited.
My word! Did you see that schlager queen literally cry when it got to the key-change?
Yes, but it's understandable. Every schlager queen is moved by a key-change.
Yes, but it's understandable. Every schlager queen is moved by a key-change.
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I haven't come up with a better definition for it yet but I like to think it has something yiddish to do with a penis.
I haven't come up with a better definition for it yet but I like to think it has something yiddish to do with a penis.
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