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schwaag

1: shitty weed. cheap regular commercial ganja, usually compressed and full of seeds.

2: anything that sucks.

weed ganja herb swag shwag hippies stoners
Yo, I got this schwaag for like ten dollars an ounce, any takers?

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That kid's schwaag.

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Schwaag, I've stepped in dogshit barefoot again!
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Schwaag dog, get out the kitchen!
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Schwaag hippie, no doses!!!
by wandering a June 2, 2009
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schlawg

1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex
Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?
A: Yes. Yes, I do.
by Intergalactic December 9, 2008
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Schlags

The term "Schlags" is a Northern NSW slang term.

The word has no specific meaning as it is more of a filler word in sentences. It can be used as anything from a pronoun, noun, verb or adjective
Person 1: Evening Schlags
Person 2: Yeah, shot Schlags
by Nangers September 6, 2018
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schlaggin'

Someone, or something lackin' suaveness, someone or something that appears to be half-assed, someone or something that at the present time is acting really lame.
Person 1: Yo man. You's be schlaggin' it up today mate.
Person 2: Whatever man. YOU's be the one who's schlaggin'.
by rustyn January 6, 2008
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schlang

(v) hanging out with class, style, and attitude (n) a way of life, the actual schlang session
(adj) "schlangin'" person - a player, or someone who exemplifies every good quality, or is really hot and tight.
"Gurl, you schlangin'"

"Wanna schlang with me tonight?? There is a party."

"He has like 5 girlfriends and is soo gorgeous. Dude be schlangin'!"
by schlanger479479479 June 25, 2008
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Schlawg

(pronounced with a heavy Southern accent)
1. A large uncircumcised, usually Southern, penis
2. What you say when you want to have sex with someone with a large uncircumcised, usually Southern penis
Do you want any schlawg on it?

His schlawg is so huge!

I just love your schlawg, Allen!
by momstien January 18, 2009
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Schlag

An attractive, intelligent and bloody hilarious lady. Requirments include - too much makeup, oversized hairstyles, being rude and taking up too much space on the dance floor.
The title of Schlag must be attributed to an individual - it is not something one can claim of themselves. Moreover it is not something to be taken lightly. There are only 6 original schlags, who are now legends in their own right.
Male alternate: Schlad.
"OOhh you Schlag"
by Schlag 1 September 10, 2011
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