schlmedium

an average penis, not quite qualified to be referred to as a schlong

Glenn only has a schlmedium, but Jason has a full-blown schlong!

by j-money$$$ February 23, 2009

schized out

Derived from the word schizo, is mostly related to either paranoia, or having done too many drugs that cannot be handled.

Can also be used when someone is acting irrationally.

1.When I drank some liquor out of my parents cabinet, I got schized out, that they would find some missing.

2. I smoked so much of that heady shit that I got schized out and thought everyone was looking at me... at all the times.

3. One day Jo was all lovey dovey with me, then the next day he schized out and said I was a crazy bitch... yeah I'M the one who's crazy.

by Ima Fox April 28, 2012

Scheme-shot

When you're texting your friends about someone who was scheming on you through texting, Facebook, instagram or snapchat you might say "send me a scheme-shot". This is basically just screenshotting what ever scheming was happening.

Girl 1: Omg his fb messages were creepy af
Girl 2: was he scheming?
Girl 1: yeah hold on ill send u a scheme-shot

by Mr.keith March 31, 2015

aj scheme

Schemin on the low; to scheme in the thought that you will not get caught

Who took my lighter? Prolly an act of Aj Scheme.

by PartyAtMango August 19, 2014

Schmeag

Someone who covets an object of power and/or desire, a "precious" and will do anything to attain/protect it.

Stop schmeagin' over that bitch man she's a whuore. Girl don't schmeag over that wedding ring it's only a material object.

by maynholdup March 26, 2017

Attention Span Ponzi Scheme

An Attention Span Ponzi Scheme is a system of recruitment of people to pay attention to a topic. People recruited to the topic are then encouraged to drag in the attention spans of others.

The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.

Examples of Attention Span Ponzi Schemes include chain letters, time-wasting Facebook applications, and any social reference group that is based on recruiting others to participate or play for the subject to have sustained interest.

by GarethBeaumains March 12, 2009

schimpf

(v.) to get strung out on a FUCK ton of drugs in a really short amount of time and get fuuuuucked uuuuuuup

(n.) the state of mind in which one has been schimpfing

He was in schimpf mode at that party, he was upstairs hittin that nitrous all night after doin a shit ton of yay

by tha tin man April 25, 2011