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Schulered

When you take a dump in a bathroom that does not belong to you and you neglect to flush, leaving the evidence for someone else to view upon entering the next day/week/etc. Also known as a dump-and-run, random shitting, mystery shitter syndrome (MSS).
After a night of drinking and partying:

Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?

Ric: No problem.

The next day upon entry into the bathroom:

Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!
by Kevin Mooney June 10, 2007
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scheherazadian

Based upon the frame story of "One Thousand and One Nights" (Arabic: كتاب ألف ليلة وليلة‎ Kitāb 'alf layla wa-layla; Persian: هزار و یک شب Hezār-o yek šab) - a collection of Middle Eastern folk tales of the Islamic Golden Age -in English as the Arabian Nights, where Scheherazade, wife of ruler Shahryar keeps him entertained by telling him intertwined stories of adventures of his kingdom each night.
The oppulent temples of Baghdad still appear scheherazadian and draw the spectator instantly into the fascinating world of the Islamic Golden Age
by DodoP May 31, 2010
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Schyler

Guy: Are you dating Schyler?
Me: I wish, she's the most amazing girl I've ever met.
by iminvisible70 April 28, 2011
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Schellering

adj. to be in a panicky meltdown; to be nervous and stressed while breaking down
He was schellering when he was looking for his homework for English class.
by Undefined101 April 2, 2009
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schlerman

A slutty german...from schlermany of course
I met this schlerman at the club last night...she wanted Ds.
by dshiznit09 October 16, 2009
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going schieler

the act of becoming aggressive with inanimate objects.
"He's going schieler", I yelled, as I watched my friend Bill kick the sh%t out of the vending machine over a pack of peanut M&Ms.
by Anonymous September 4, 2003
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Schuler

To show up at the last minute, after having not participated for an extended period; subsequently scamming free food, drinks, rides, etc. from other event attendees.
I haven't seen him in months, then he shows up, catches a ride out of town and makes us stop for Corn Nuts. He totally Schulered me!
by sarasadie September 23, 2005
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