Scanner

A person who is moderately attractive. Between 5-7 on the Richter scale.

I hooked up with a scanner on the weekend, she was alright

by russianchegwin July 28, 2022

scannelled

to be owned, to be owned in particular anyone with the name scannell, a very unpleasant confrontation with a scannell in which you are owned

Jon: pound it Steve
(Jon and Steve pound it)
Scannell: Hunter stop fighting!
Hunter: What?
Steve: You've just been scannelled

by Steve February 8, 2005

Scannell

A skinny chick-fil-a loving women that wears sweaters and drives like a maniac

Scannell is Irish

by Jakeolicious September 20, 2016

scannerds

Someone that continuously feels the need to scan items in the store to see if there is a better online price. Someone that has to scan every QR code they come across because there is more information available online.

How many scannerds does it take to screw in a light bulb. One to compare prices, one to scan instruction manual. One to literally screw the light bulb.

by heltersxelter February 3, 2014

scatnel

The act of spraying an enemy with your diarrheatic chucky excrement. The consistency must be semi-liquid with hard food particles, preferably corn.

I was approached by a mugger last night, so I dropped trow and sprayed him with scatnel

The cockrach behind my toilet had no escape from the furious scatnel after a night of taco bell

by Snurdler April 19, 2017

Protein Scanner

A small battery-operated ultraviolet light one uses to find semen stains in hotel room beddings. The use of the word PROTEIN incorporates a humorous euphemism.

We realized the maid had skipped changing the sheets, but my PROTEIN SCANNER found the evidence of a rendezvous the previous night.

by Judas Cross June 8, 2020

a scanner darkly

a digitally animated movie starring Keanu Reeves. Set in near future USA where 20% of the population are addicted to the mind destroying substance D. Arctor (Reeves)is an addict and a undercover police officer attempting to find the suppliers of sub. D though due to the mind splitting effects of the drug he isn't fully aware that he is part of the group of people he is investigating.

man i would sure not want to watch that movie a scanner darkly high.

by myspaced August 3, 2008