a) when a ape is scalded with anything that scalds, it is reported that they have unimaginable speed as they run.
b) often refered to cars or motorcyles with an overly large amount of Horse Power and are able to accelerate quickly and achieve high speeds.
c) when describing someone that either 1. runs very quickly to avoid danger 2. just runs quickly or 3. anything fast
b) often refered to cars or motorcyles with an overly large amount of Horse Power and are able to accelerate quickly and achieve high speeds.
c) when describing someone that either 1. runs very quickly to avoid danger 2. just runs quickly or 3. anything fast
The robber entered the convenince store and pulled out a large caliber handgun. My friend Jason, seeing the gun, ran out the back door like a Scalded Ape.
by yellowjacket_34 October 21, 2008
Get the Scalded Ape mug.This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.
by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012
Get the faster than a scalded dog mug.This is the standard scale for starting a Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby relationship. It equates to blowjob/vaginalsex/analsex. From this baseline, as the relationship grows and trust is built, an allowance is discussed.
by SugarDaddyMichigan January 16, 2020
Get the 50/100/150 Scale mug.An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.
The Cocoa Scale is:
Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate
fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%
Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate
fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%
by i-ain May 30, 2009
Get the The Cocoa Scale mug.Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.
The scale is as follows:
Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
The scale is as follows:
Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.
by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009
Get the Feline Scale mug.A scale derived by the English mathematician and theoretical physicist Professor Ginger Ninja, which allows students using a sheet of A4 graph paper with 1mm squares, herein called 'mervins', to plot awkward, or complex points on a graph that shows the effect of temperature on the resistance of a thermistor. There are five mervins to a 'brick' and two 'bricks' to a 'box'.
Thus, any whole integer is always four mervins away from its next or prior integer; provided that each box on the y-axis is the equivalent to 5kΩ.
Simple, really.
Thus, any whole integer is always four mervins away from its next or prior integer; provided that each box on the y-axis is the equivalent to 5kΩ.
Simple, really.
MiniFunk: Using The Mervin Scale, how would I plot 54?
Proffessor: 54, would be four mervins below 55!
Jam and MiniFunk: Indeed!
Proffessor: 54, would be four mervins below 55!
Jam and MiniFunk: Indeed!
by MiniFunk February 21, 2011
Get the The Mervin Scale mug.A scale in which a man is measured in receiving the vagina or not. With 10 being the highest (guaranteed sex) and 1 , obviously being the lowest (no pussy for you).
*female talking to her bestie* GIRL , I HEARD HE FUCKED SHANEQUA , BONQUESHA , ASHLEY AND JASMINE...HE THINK HE SLICK! HE AINT GETTIN THIS PUSSY!
*MINUS 9 POINTS ON THE PUSSY SCALE*
*MINUS 9 POINTS ON THE PUSSY SCALE*
by HUCKFINNSTITCH July 4, 2011
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