scalesy

A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!

scalesy: Exhists
you:oi scalesy, im your biggest fan

by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020

throwing scaries

When you are playing 2k with the homies and you throw a turnover on a risky pass. Similar to an interception in football.

Damn bro, stop throwing scaries

by horny laundry basket September 26, 2019

Mr scales

Mr fishers replacement.

“One tree can make a thousand matches, but one match can burn a thousand trees.”
“Mr scales, what the fuck?”

by Gladdice October 16, 2019

Melbourne Scaries

The overwhelming fear experienced by creatives and go-getters who realise that just about all their peers are engaged in equally ambitious projects.

Oh dear, he has a show on PBS and he is a ceramicist - I am getting the Melbourne Scaries!

by Can I have a light? July 17, 2020

Whale Scales

Each of the small, thin or thick dirt lines that build up on a fat persons skin, typically Builds up on crevices.

Edgar: “DAMN! That foo Gordo’s always fresh, but whenever he rocks a fresh polo his WHALE SCALES stain the neck line”.

by Post Culture July 29, 2020

Top sinco (5) scariest ghump skrares

Numero 5: Crocodile Explodar

Hello guys! Todayo we ghave a list of top sinco (5) scariest ghump skrares.

by GhumpSkar July 31, 2022

Scallies

A term widely used in North England, but also spread all over the country, to describe the scum that hangs around shopping malls and McDonalds, wears tracksuits, listens to garbage music like 50 Cent, and last but not least, mugs people.

Look at that bunch of scallies hanging around the shopping mall. I was going to get in there to buy something nice, but nevermind it.

by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN May 31, 2013