Spannering

Any form of mechanical work on a vehicle, be it a bicycle, motorcycle, car or even a lawnmower.

"What did you do at the weekend?"

"I spent all weekend in the garage spannering, got the car running again by Sunday"

by Arfski July 9, 2012

scattering

When you shit all over the toilet seat

roberts home

by jamie October 13, 2003

bantering

The act of being engaged in banter, usually amongst lads. When one is bantering, one is playfully exchanging remarks.

Lad: Did you hear the lads bantering last night?

Lad: No, but I am sure some top bants were exchanged

Lad: Yes, it made for such fine banter

by Top Banter October 9, 2014

bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004

shantering

useless talk that can often lead to a headache or ones annoyance

I'd appreciate if you would stop shantering me.

Shantering gives me a massive migraine.

by chaselc June 18, 2011

skankering

A strong urge to find a skank with which to perform sexual acts. A strong hankering to sleep with a slut.

I don't think I'm looking to meet a nice girl today. I have a skankering for something naughty and dirty, like the town tramp.

by The Afterworld Cafe July 29, 2009

Slaptering

Constantly slapping someone while have sex, usually the person being slaptered comes out bruised and cut, with their skin as red as raw meat from hard slaptering.

SLAPTER ME! SLAPTER ME! I LOVE SLAPTERING

by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017