(noun) a person who is so unhappy and miserable in their own existence than they are as effective if not moreso than clouds at throwing shade on someone's happiness
Why didn't you invite Becky to Happy Hour to celebrate!?
I came here to celebrate and didn't want my sunshine ruined by her sunscreen.
I came here to celebrate and didn't want my sunshine ruined by her sunscreen.
by FunnyBecauseItsTrue April 12, 2018
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Dude, wake up! We gotta hurry and get a good spot for Pearl Jam!
One sec, my pits are pretty nasty. Nothing a quick sunscreen shower can't fix!
One sec, my pits are pretty nasty. Nothing a quick sunscreen shower can't fix!
by yerkmyjerky August 9, 2019
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something you definitely need, regardless of how old you are, and untouchable you feel right now (me, at 18), to make sure you will always age gracefully (aka. for sure less wrinkles and sunspots). use A LOT! pick the highest SPF you can find, and reapply regularly, the sun has no mercy! and keep in mind that, broadly speaking, right now, that SPF pretty much refers to how often you need to reapply. understand the difference between a chemical sunscreen and a mineral one, read some reviews and pick the type you are most comfortable with. and yes, one will make you look a bit more white when it has a higher SPF, but it's healthier.
a tan is a skin burn, so it's damaged skin. embrace your natural, initial, skin colour, and don't blindly follow current beauty trends. think about your future look.
stick to the shadows, if you're seeing natural light around, this means the sun hits you in some way already, don't worry so much about your vitamin D, that's not how you optimise heath for your bones (but do go and check to see if you have a vitamin D deficiency, it might be genetic, and you might need supplements, you might need to take some vitamin D3).
don't go to the beach to get a tan, go for the view, the salty air, the vast open space for swimming, or just the pleasure of hanging around in water, if that's more your style.
a tan is a skin burn, so it's damaged skin. embrace your natural, initial, skin colour, and don't blindly follow current beauty trends. think about your future look.
stick to the shadows, if you're seeing natural light around, this means the sun hits you in some way already, don't worry so much about your vitamin D, that's not how you optimise heath for your bones (but do go and check to see if you have a vitamin D deficiency, it might be genetic, and you might need supplements, you might need to take some vitamin D3).
don't go to the beach to get a tan, go for the view, the salty air, the vast open space for swimming, or just the pleasure of hanging around in water, if that's more your style.
Doug: i see light outside, the sun is there, somewhere. where's my 50+ SPF mineral sunscreen? this London weather is not kind on my skin. where are more clouds? damn you, global warming, damn you!
by wokeup2this July 15, 2022
Get the sunscreen mug.The most cutest girl ever!!! she's kind and will always be there for you no matter what. She may look like she'd kill you but rly she's just a lil baby. She may be a bit dirty but that's why she's fun. The mom of the group and will always stand up for what's right. Don't mess with her cause you'll def be defeated.
by sashanocture February 18, 2023
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by InCappedYourAss July 13, 2019
Get the Sat On Sunscreen mug.Brendan, wasted again, passed out on the corner. His drunk ass friends took a piss where he was laying, covering him in some Times Square Sunscreen.
by Kobrakys June 10, 2021
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