by ..::fran::.. July 13, 2006
(Seen on a web page featuring bad band names):
Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off of red satan sheets}
Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off of red satan sheets}
by Telephony2 June 19, 2023
a fucking hot bitch
really funny
trust is not its main trait
strong
feisty
does not take no for an answer
social
athete
crazy nigga
really funny
trust is not its main trait
strong
feisty
does not take no for an answer
social
athete
crazy nigga
by niggggggaaa November 09, 2014
The true god! there is no other just satan.
the religious comunnity wants you to belive he is bad but he is just an avrage guy! he is just pissed because he gets a bad rap.
satan is a true friend to all depressed people
the religious comunnity wants you to belive he is bad but he is just an avrage guy! he is just pissed because he gets a bad rap.
satan is a true friend to all depressed people
the church lies to all for satan is are real god, master, and he runs are home after death. satan can be my friend for he shale bless me even if I have sined once or twice. satan will forgive all so sin away!
by Sin September 10, 2004
The god damn motha fuckin thing living in the god forsaken motha fuckin woods behind Ben's motha fucking god damn house that makes horrible god damn noises that makes you wanna slit your throat while chsing you through the woods.
*Complete silence the entire time*
*Ben stops*
Ben-"This would be the perfect time to summon Satan. Middle of the night and complete silence."
*Continue walking*
Drew-"Yea, and to do your contract with Satan for your soul."
Ben-"Hm?"
Drew-"And to do your contract with Satan for your soul."
*Tree branches break and leaves rustle close by*
Ben-"Shhh!"
Drew-"What the fuck is that?"
*The most horrible, demonic, thrashing noise you can possible imagine*
*Searching the area with the flashlights for the source of this horrible sound which we cannot see...*
Drew-"Oh what the fucking hell..."
Ben-"Holy shit."
Drew-"OH FUCK THIS SHIT! IM OUT OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!"
*Start running through the trees and bramble getting cut up but not caring*
*Get back inside*
Drew-"What the fuck what that?!"
Ben-"I have no fucking clue!"
*Ben stops*
Ben-"This would be the perfect time to summon Satan. Middle of the night and complete silence."
*Continue walking*
Drew-"Yea, and to do your contract with Satan for your soul."
Ben-"Hm?"
Drew-"And to do your contract with Satan for your soul."
*Tree branches break and leaves rustle close by*
Ben-"Shhh!"
Drew-"What the fuck is that?"
*The most horrible, demonic, thrashing noise you can possible imagine*
*Searching the area with the flashlights for the source of this horrible sound which we cannot see...*
Drew-"Oh what the fucking hell..."
Ben-"Holy shit."
Drew-"OH FUCK THIS SHIT! IM OUT OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!"
*Start running through the trees and bramble getting cut up but not caring*
*Get back inside*
Drew-"What the fuck what that?!"
Ben-"I have no fucking clue!"
by I LOVE SATAN Drew and Ben April 24, 2005
A meta-physical being who represents, power and self-exaltion.
Christian: "Satan is evil"
Goth Satanist: "Satan fucking rules"
Setian Satanist: "Satan is not real. He simply represents power and exaltion."
Goth Satanist: "Satan fucking rules"
Setian Satanist: "Satan is not real. He simply represents power and exaltion."
by jenjen the en-jen March 10, 2005