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cardboard tube samurai

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A lone warrior who roams the asian countryside seeking enlightenment and justice. He wield the most powerful of all forged weapons, the cardboard tube. His enemies seek to gain the weapon, but have always been unsuccessful.
"Why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig?"

"Because he can."
by Mercanis August 13, 2003
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last samurai

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A game played with a group of friends in which the challenge is to be the last one left at a place you wouldn't want to be, such as the site of a recent crime.

When played correctly, the game invites certain doom and dire consequences, much like a samurai charge on horseback up a hill into a line of riflemen and automatic Gatling guns.
"Dude, shouldn't we get going? The cops are nearly here!"
"No man, let's just stay here and play last samurai."

"Lol Chris won that game of last samurai after we took turns pissing in the club. He didn't run til he saw security coming!"

"Man Andrew was truly the last samurai when we went camping. We saw some wolves approaching and decided to play last samurai. ...he's still there."
by OBTS March 17, 2010
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sakuraba

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v. To publicly beat the snot out of a respected athlete, with pizazz. This may also be used for defeating anyone who was considered to be unbeatable, and doing so with an unorthodox style.

n. Kazushi Sakuraba. A Japanese former professional-wrestler turned mixed-martial-artist/cage fighter who is known for his bizarre and funny antics and good technical skill. Able to be punched in the face and then give off a goofy smile. Follows it up by tring to pull your pants down mid-match to spank you. Famous for defeating most members of the legendary Gracie family, who had previously been mostly undefeated, in particular Royce Gracie (who was the original Ultimate Fighting Champion).
(to respected athlete) I'm gonna Sakuraba you in front of your girlfriend, foo'. And then I'm gonna swipe your varsity jacket.
by The Brad April 20, 2004
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sandrah

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A beautiful girl with curly brown hair. Her laugh makes you laugh. She's smart and kind.
Sandrah is just amazing.
by Niki🌻 December 19, 2016
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Epidermal Saturation

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A serious disease that occurs due to over-exposure from double rainbows. Primary symptoms include reddening of the nostrils, inflammation of the nipples and in some cases numbness of the crotch. No cures have been developed but alternative treatments can be purchased, with prescription, from your local pharmacy. These treatments include daily orphan tears, and excessive sexual activity. Leprechauns have been found most commonly diagnosed with Epidermal Saturation.
Last week I was diagnosed with epidermal saturation and now my sex life is fucked because i cant feel shit.
by bryce the bo$$ December 27, 2011
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A sweet girl, tho if you’ve wronged her recently, you should probably apologize. She’ll be your friend but she’s not with that ruh rah shit.
Sandra is not messing around
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Afro Samurai

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On the dark path of swordsmanship in a "futuristic" yet feudal Japan, it is said that the one who becomes the No. 1 warrior will rule the world with powers akin to a god. Only the No. 2 warrior is allowed to challenge the No. 1, but anyone can challenge the No. 2. The current No. 2, the Afro Samurai, travels the road looking for revenge on Justice, the man who murdered his father (who was then the No. 1) in front of him when he was just a boy, a skilled gunman who became the current No. 1 after defeating Afro's father.
Afro Samurai is a pretty gangsta anime.
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