v. To publicly beat the snot out of a respected athlete, with pizazz. This may also be used for defeating anyone who was considered to be unbeatable, and doing so with an unorthodox style.

n. Kazushi Sakuraba. A Japanese former professional-wrestler turned mixed-martial-artist/cage fighter who is known for his bizarre and funny antics and good technical skill. Able to be punched in the face and then give off a goofy smile. Follows it up by tring to pull your pants down mid-match to spank you. Famous for defeating most members of the legendary Gracie family, who had previously been mostly undefeated, in particular Royce Gracie (who was the original Ultimate Fighting Champion).
(to respected athlete) I'm gonna Sakuraba you in front of your girlfriend, foo'. And then I'm gonna swipe your varsity jacket.
by The Brad April 20, 2004
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