santorumness

Adjective; Absolute, unimaginably appalling, jaw-dropping upper level assholery.

Tommy pretended to help the old lady who had fallen down, only to kick her in the guts instead. His santorumness knows no bounds.

by grittyreboot August 22, 2011

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santorum

The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.

"That move was about as slick as santorum!"

by Bohica Zamboni November 27, 2003

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santorumish

(adj.) The tendency to whine about the reasonable consequences of one's own actions, coupled with expectations of undeserved privilege.

Johnny Richboy's santorumish response to the judge at his DUI hearing got him thirty extra days.

by anonymouseketeer September 22, 2011

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santorum whisperer

antigay closet christians and politicians, outed by the news media who whisper about santorum foamy liquid and hot gay sex.

Rep. Foley is really a santorum whisperer.
Ted Haggard the santorum whisperer, claimed that his feelings of sexual attraction to men had miraculously disappeared.

by B1truthteller February 27, 2012

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Santorum Snort

The instance where your sixty-nining your other half directly after anal intercourse, during which you instigate an orgasm causing some of the santorum to shoot out of their ass directly up your nose.

John: "I had just finished sixty-nining my girl yesterday when she shot hot slimy santorum up my nose!"

Jeff: "EWWW!!!! YOU GOT A SANTORUM SNORT?!?"

by lMaNfTaRd November 7, 2011

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