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Aloysius Santimonius

The Filipino version of Forest Diego, defender of anything IBO.

Also, someone who is too lazy to sand and prime.
You didn't sand your work just like Aloysius Santimonius
by TheLingeringSaint November 5, 2021
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Alex (itachi) Santiogo

Trash at fortnite honestly just builds pyrimids. Doesn't give free clout even though he should. His shoes are questionable and makes fun of people for looking like fortnite characters. Also has some questionabal idols and videos on his phone. He worships yeezyus and Adolf Hitler. Also named his fortnite account after a terrerorist. Steals other peoples catchphrases like makes sense. And says I should join the Ku Klux Klan.
Nihga Alex (Itachi) Santiogo posted his dumbshit again
by The nig who gets niggored October 3, 2018
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sanitorum

1. when Purell is used as the lubricant that results in santorum

2. a frothy mixture of hand sanitizer and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
Person 1: I had some vigorous buttsechs last night

Person 2: Hope you Purell that shit!

Person 1: That's what i use as lube. it's a two birds, one stone sorta situation

Person 2: I bet that makes one amazing santorum

Person 1: It's a SANItorum: a sanitized santorum!
by c. s. mcgee June 10, 2012
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santita

A young women usually religious who hasn't gotten laid yet.
Look at her, she's santita tight!
by Yoda the Coda January 11, 2019
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Santikos

Definition:

To add water to condiments when they run low, and then shake them to mix the sauce stuck to the side. Its modern context only implies the reduction of waste, and lacks the original greed of its namesake.

Etymology:

All Santikos Theaters in San Antonio add about 25% water to their self-service condiment pumps to ‘improve the texture’. Since John Santikos is Greek, this is automatically a lie and he really only aims to improve the texture of his wallet… from fat to fatter.
Classical: “What the fuck, this ketchup just ran right off my hot dog and now I have a pink soggy bun. It also sprayed on my face in the process. Who Santikos’d the pump? Oh well, I’ll just make a bigger mess in the auditorium.”

Modern: “Hey baby the mustard is farting, can you Santikos it for me?”
by FormerEmployee February 10, 2010
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Santino

Has a 100 ft penis and a hater of t series. He alway picks up chicks, you better watch your girl 24/7. He is very sexy.
You are so a Santino
by Shithead is a female dog July 11, 2019
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Santino Marella

A WWE wrestler who lacks any entertaining abilities or skills. His gimmick is that he is a loveable Italian. But other than that, he rarely defends his championship and his fighting style is very formulaic, bland and boring. He is a blackhole in the Raw timeslot in terms of entertainment. Any real WWE fans who are of Italian descent will not go nuts everytime he fights. He won the Intercontinental championship at Milan, Italy (on Raw) through the help of a miracle. That is also part of his gimmick. He is the "Milan Miarcle." And lastly, when he retained his championship at the pay-per-view Vengeance through disqualification of his opponent (Umaga was disqualified because he wouldn't stop hitting Santino when the referee told him otherwise), no one gave two shits about him winning. The match was booed heavily by the crowd only to be broken by positive cheers when Umaga gave courageous Santino a Somoan Spike. The crowd chanted "One more time! One more time! One more time!"
Santino Marella has been argued to be the next John Cena in terms of him being given huge pushes with barely any cool moves at all.
by Joey R. July 26, 2007
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