An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.
"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.
by Sir gentleman mcawesomestein July 19, 2011
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Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.
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Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.
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1: an ejaculation achived after meaningless sex lacking that feel good afterglow.
2: a sudden burst of depression.
3: a band from an epsoide of the simpsons.
4: achieving an orgasm while sad or depressed.
2: a sudden burst of depression.
3: a band from an epsoide of the simpsons.
4: achieving an orgasm while sad or depressed.
by Mat May 17, 2008
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by THEreto May 4, 2016
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Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.
Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.
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