Sandy Smirnoff

a really dry twisty hand job given at the beach, usually involving sand.

Dude why are you walking around funny?

I went to the beach yesterday with alex and they gave me a sandy smirnoff, my dick really hurts.

by i fucking love beach sex acts July 24, 2020

Sandy Surprise

V. the action of dipping one's meatstick in the sand while boning your girl/victim while they are on their back and then proceeding to stick it in the vagina thus giving her a painful orgasm

Yo I just railed this crazy bitch on da beach and she screamed when I gave her the Sandy Surprise!

by st6lt February 10, 2009

Sandy Springs

Town in Georgia adjacent to Atlanta (on the north side of Atlanta). It recently incorporated itself because it doesn't like coloreds, also called negroes. They claims negroes cause crime and have low IQs. Also that they are loud, uncouth and so on.

Do she stay in Sandy Springs? Hell naw! Them crackas out yonder ain't gone let her black ass up in there!

by Gladys P. May 16, 2008

sandy screamer

A sex position during which the male submerges his penis into sand, preferably in a bucket, then reinserts his sandy penis into the womans vagina.

Bob gave me a sandy screamer, and I still can't walk right!

by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

sandy scrack

the act of acting like an idiot on the beach.

wow he is such a sandy scrack. o there goes S.S

by HRGfdgdf July 3, 2010

Sandy sandwich

When someone sprinkles sand on a dudes asshole and eats it off

Lenny didn’t want to go to the beach for swimming, Lenny wanted to get a sandy sandwich

by Arglesnargle May 19, 2020

Sandy Salad

Giving oral sex, gagging on the cum, and vomiting an entire meal of spinach salad on the recipient.

Do you want me to spit or swallow? Neither I want you to make me a Sandy Salad.

by JobGr33n September 20, 2020