sampson's last wish

The haircut any female will go crazy for

Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.

by widget master September 29, 2020

wanna talk to Sampson?

It is slang for asking someone if they want to smoke marijuana taken from the movie half-baked, where Sampson Simpson is a well known drug dealer.

Bro 1: Hey bro wanna talk to Sampson?

Bro 2: I guess I could have a few words with him.

by The Larps May 16, 2009

Sam samuel samantha sampson

A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them

Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?

Yes mom

Ok sam samuel samantha sampson

by Manchildidiot1111 November 15, 2021

sampsonize

the over-analization of a question or post. Usually occurs on message boards.

You totally sampsonized my post.

by ElMysterioso October 1, 2007

sampsonitis

A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.

1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!

2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!

by AsianPersuasian March 21, 2008

blowjob sampson

When Mile Ryan proceeds to perform fellatio vigorously until his mouth becomes dry.

Yo, I told dat fool to give me a blowjob sampson, and he obliged. Afterwards, he needed a Gatorade because his mouth was so dry.

by El Conquistador20139 December 20, 2013

Floppy Sampson

When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.

Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."

by Mr paperstacks March 5, 2016