8 sampsonia way

A bonafide visual image of a real live Jedi in Pennsylvania. This my friend is PROOF that a Jedi exist... IRL

Dude1: Dude! Did you see the Jedi battle?
Dude2: No Way Man!
Dude1: Well all you have to do is go to Google Maps and type in '8 Sampsonia Way', then zoom into the street level at the end of the small park, and you can look at two Jedi battling!!!
Dude2: Awesome!

by Banana Jammer April 29, 2010

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Uncle samsonite

A creepy guy who says to a child " It's time to have some fun with uncle samsonite!" If you have watched the 30 second long video then you will know that he is clearly a rape artist. It is a CREEPY video as danachi, livichi and popachi like to say but they are also addicredit to 8t. DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO! !! YOU WILL TOONLY BE OBSESSED! !!

#IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by Evachi May 28, 2018

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Simpsonize

The act of pissing on a girls face while pulling her eyes to the side, thus making her look Asian.

Man last night i simpsonized that hoe hard, piss was drippin off her face, she could hardly see anything with her eyes pulled to the side, so its ok, she won't know who it was.

by WWJD1 November 3, 2007

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Sampsonite

The most epic gamer dude who you will ever meet and will stick with you through tough times he is blessed by the yod and hamood himself.

" Hey, sampsonite got 4 points in baseball yesterday"

by Bert alert November 22, 2020

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sampsonitis

A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.

1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!

2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!

by AsianPersuasian March 21, 2008

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