sampson's last wish

The haircut any female will go crazy for

Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.

by widget master September 30, 2020

wanna talk to Sampson?

It is slang for asking someone if they want to smoke marijuana taken from the movie half-baked, where Sampson Simpson is a well known drug dealer.

Bro 1: Hey bro wanna talk to Sampson?

Bro 2: I guess I could have a few words with him.

by The Larps May 16, 2009

Sam samuel samantha sampson

A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them

Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?

Yes mom

Ok sam samuel samantha sampson

by Manchildidiot1111 November 16, 2021

sampsonize

the over-analization of a question or post. Usually occurs on message boards.

You totally sampsonized my post.

by ElMysterioso September 18, 2007

mr sampson

Professional gamer and vapist, often hanging out at redleaf beach and is a known memeber of the readleaf real niggas.
He often vapes and in the school office and has a vape class, he is most commonly known for doing a gainer off the watson bay jeti's

yewww mr sampson just did a gain into solid concrete and fractured his skull

by burak obamer June 26, 2019

Mr Sampson

(noun) a person who dates multiple minors at once (often around 13) and when he gets questioned about it his philosophy becomes: deny, deny, deny.

"did you see Mr Sampson?"
"yeah i heard he dates minors, but he says its not true"

by HHS words June 06, 2023

Simmer down Sampson

Just a saying of no origin known

When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"

by mzzzpolarbear March 08, 2017