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sampson's last wish

Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.
by widget master September 29, 2020
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wanna talk to Sampson?

It is slang for asking someone if they want to smoke marijuana taken from the movie half-baked, where Sampson Simpson is a well known drug dealer.
Bro 1: Hey bro wanna talk to Sampson?

Bro 2: I guess I could have a few words with him.
by The Larps May 16, 2009
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Sam samuel samantha sampson

A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them
Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?

Yes mom

Ok sam samuel samantha sampson
by Manchildidiot1111 November 15, 2021
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mr sampson

Professional gamer and vapist, often hanging out at redleaf beach and is a known memeber of the readleaf real niggas.
He often vapes and in the school office and has a vape class, he is most commonly known for doing a gainer off the watson bay jeti's
yewww mr sampson just did a gain into solid concrete and fractured his skull
by burak obamer June 26, 2019
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sampsonize

the over-analization of a question or post. Usually occurs on message boards.
You totally sampsonized my post.
by ElMysterioso October 1, 2007
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Sampson park

a place where plenty of shit goes down like gangbangin, drug dealin, killin, a place where you wouldnt want to be
Sampson park represents RULE 3 , oxgang
by Sampson park November 23, 2021
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Wyoming Sampson

A Wyoming Sampson occurs you take your slippery cum slut to Chick Fil A and order a 30 count nugget with 9 packs of zesty Buffalo sauce. After you receive your order, you park behind the Chick Fil A, and proceed to stick your Lyndon B into her badunkadonk. While doing buttsex, you forcefully slip the Nuggets into her mouth, one by one, full of zesty Buffalo sauce. To spice things up, you can also put the sauce onto your Johnson to allow for full posterior pleasure.
“My bitch asked me to take her on a fancy date, so I pulled up to Chick Fil A and Wyoming sampson’d dat ass.”
by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022
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