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Burgeoning Salmon

When the lonely fisherman lays himself supine in the river amongst the migrating fishes and allows the grizzlies to paddle his canoe.
Whilst searching for the False Celery in the mountains, the pupil found Nirvana performing the Burgeoning Salmon for a group of Belgian tourists.
by boatbutter August 10, 2006
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Aisle Salmon

The act of moving in the opposite direction of everyone else using the aisle. While they can be spotted in any type of aisle, they are frequently seen on airlines during loading and deplaning.
Did you see the 'aisle salmon' trying to work his way back five rows to get a roller bag our of the overhead while everyone was trying to get off the plane?
by SkynSea April 27, 2009
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Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.
"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."
by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020
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Cold Salmon

When you ejaculate onto someone's pillow and they lie down on it.
Person1: Eww, what is this on my pillow
Person2: Cold Salmon Son!!
by drocc1 July 24, 2006
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salmon roll

Taking your fist to the closed mouth person with braces, then forcing them to give you deep head. The blood smears across your penis's upper ridge from the braces wounding the insides of their lips. The ruby smear across your turgid shaft, if thick enough, should evoke the image of a salmon roll.
Dude, I just totally jerked off thinking of giving Ugly Betty a salmon roll since I know she loves sushi.
by Electronicoffee December 8, 2010
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Arvydas Sabonis

One of the greatest and underrated basketball players in the history. If he would have had the chance to play in NBA when he was 16 (thats when he started playing in the USSR league!) he would be up there with Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson. Got into the NBA at a reasonably old age and yet still was one of the best centers there. His great list of talents include: extremelly good passing, excellent leadership, understanding the team etc.
Arvydas Sabonis - Lithuanian gift to world basketball.
by jonceblemba January 4, 2006
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sadonia

Sadonia is the songbird that brings the light into your life. She is pure beauty and loves truly. Watch what lurks beneath that calm exterior. Strong both physically and mentally. Will play in the mud and get dirty all day then by nighttime put on makeup and an evening gown and look like a model! Big heart. Wait for for the occasional blond moment...they’re the best
Sadonia is a songbird!
by LooLoo❤️ May 24, 2018
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